What can I actually hand over to it?
The marketing function, end to end. Deciding what to promote and at what budget, building and running the paid campaigns, writing and rewriting service pages, keeping the Google Business Profile current, drafting and scheduling social, answering reviews, and checking every claim before any of it goes public. It does the work and sends you the finished thing to approve.
Where does it live?
In Microsoft Teams, next to the people who run the clinic. No new app, no new login, no dashboard anyone has to remember to open. You can also give it a schedule, so the Monday marketing report arrives without anyone asking for it.
Does it touch protected health information?
As little as possible, and only under a signed BAA. Marketing rarely needs PHI at all: it works from ad accounts, your website, the Business Profile and aggregate numbers. PHI never enters ad platforms, creative or third-party audiences, and Shmel scans for exactly that leak before anything publishes. Detail is in the privacy policy.
Can it publish anything without me approving it?
No. Anything that goes public or reaches a patient waits for a human at the clinic. It shows you what it wrote, what it changed and why, then publishes once you approve. Internal work like drafting, analysis and reporting runs on its own.
Is the compliance review a guarantee?
No, and be sceptical of anyone who claims one. It is reviewed, documented and defensible: every claim graded against the rule that governs it, every fix logged with a timestamp and reviewer, high-risk categories escalated to a person. That record is what a board or a carrier asks to see. It is not legal advice.
What does $999 actually cover?
All five jobs, for one location, with everyone at the clinic able to use it. No setup fee, no per-seat charge, no annual contract, and the compliance review is not a paid tier. Your ad budget is separate and stays in your own Google and Meta accounts, where we never mark it up.
How fast does anything change?
Start with the free ad audit. Give read-only access and we will show you what your current spend is wasting before you have paid us anything. Wasted spend stops in the first week; pages and rankings move over weeks, not days, and we will not pretend otherwise.
Are the screens on this page real product?
They are illustrations of real workflows, drawn to show what the output looks like. We would rather say so than imply a recorded demo. Book a call and we will run it against your own data on the screen.